Ruthless People

Slate's reviews of TV commercials are always entertaining. They title their latest entry The Nastiest Wife on Television, and you'd be hard pressed to disagree after watching this Century 21 ad yourself. Her facial expressions, her pushy "What?!"s, and her tactic of letting the real estate agent eavesdrop into what should be a private discussion -- pure evil.

Polyester fabric neutralizes stun gun jolt

A company called ThorSheild has invented a lightweight fabric that makes Tasers/stun guns useless. Their demonstration video (see the link inside the article) is amazing to watch, merely because absolutely nothing happens to the target of the attack. Makes the Taser look like a toy.

Regular Internet humor makes you laugh.Chuck Norris Internet humor makes you die.

Well I was in tears, anyway. Here's a thread with a bunch of good ones. Hard to pick a favorite, but it might be "Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom, because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris."

P.S. The most complete collection is here.