Floam!

Good lord, my kids have been pestering me to buy this stuff, which basically looks like styrofoam beads mixed with slime. It doesn't help the cheesy commercial runs every 15 minutes, even on the "good" kids channels like Discovery Kids.

I totally get that the sales pitch uses some old-fashioned deceptions ("If you act now, we'll double-size it, plus throw in some green floam... ABSOLUTELY FREE!"), and I get that it certainly won't work as well as the commercial suggests. But after doing a quick Google search, I was still pretty shocked by a few things:

• If you order via their website, you will very likely get tricked into spending 60 bucks -- or possibly much more -- without being asked. Based on this long list of complaints, their site borders on the criminal. They take your credit card info upfront, then they suggest several "upgrades" without indicating a price, then they "confirm" your order before giving you a chance to review it. Nice. I'd guess that most porn sites are more ethical. (Uh, stop looking at me like that).


• Others complain that the stuff is stinky, is unusable right out of the box, and leaves permanent stains on walls and other surfaces. People suggested feeding the homeless or burning your money as more worthwhile alternatives.

As the late, great Phil Hartman once warned, do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

So hey, guess what? I'm not placing an order. But I did find a few simple "recipes" for making your own Floam. Sounds like a reasonably fun family project.